I have a sad story to tell you, it might hurt your feelings a bit

Bunny and I found ourselves at The Rock Steady Jamaican Bistro [1] in Boca Raton [2] for dinner. An early dinner. Or a late lunch. Or a very late brunch. Dunch, if you will.

So we were eating dunch at The Rock Steady Jamaican Bistro (the food was quite good, but you better like it jerked [3]) and for a change, we were listening to reggae. Not because we wanted to listen to raggae, but beause we were eating at a Jamaican restaurant.

And it could have been worse—it could have been country reggae.

But we were listening to reggae, when it struck me, the reggae music—it was a song I haven't heard in a long time …

“I have a sad story to tell you.”

I was trying to place where I heard it …

“It might hurt your feelings a bit.”

It's been years … and the heavy reggae beat wasn't helping, mon.

“I stepped in the bathroom last night.”

What was it?

“And stepped in a pile of shhhhhhhhh—”

Shaving Cream! It was the Shaving Cream song! [4] Only with a very heavy reggae beat and a thick Jamaican accent. But yes, it was the Shaving Cream song!

Incredible!

[1] http://www.rocksteadyjamaicanbistro.com/

[2] http://www.ci.boca-raton.fl.us/

[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_jerk_spice

[4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaving_Cream_(song)

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