I know some of my college friends will find this herectical, but what happens when you take Carly Rae Jepsen's “Call Me Maybe [1]” and mix it with Nine Inch Nails' “Head Like A Hole [2]”?
Oddly enough, you get something that works [3] (link via GoogleFacePlusBook), kind of, maybe, in that “train-wreck cross-genre musical mashup” kind of way.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic