I don't bother with news—I figure, if it's important enough, it'll filter through, and apparently, it does to a rather frightening degree

I don't know if I should be proud of answering all the questions correctly [1], or horrified that I, someone who does not watch the news nor read any newspapers (except for a very local newspaper from a town I don't even live in [2]) managed to outscore 92% of other people who took the test.