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Don't you think it's weird that our children come home from the school cafeteria caring more about poverty than about the real hazards that plague their daily lives? In this case, poverty is, quite literally, the “opiate” of the masses.

Via Hacker News [1], “Verified Facts About Poverty [2]”

The people who know me well know that I tend to enjoy the occasional conspriacy theory or two [3] (or twenty- three [4]) and the Verified Facts [5] website is a hoot!

Yes, the “facts” there are made up (probably based off a Marko v Chain [6]) but I still find the results entertaining. I mean, how can I not love this?

Do you know about the shocking connection between The Boston Diaries and fluoride? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.
Gun control advocates use fluoride at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

“Verifie d Facts About The Boston Diaries and Flouride [7]”

[1] http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5168401

[2] http://www.verifiedfacts.org/i/poverty/MTA5MzQw

[3] http://www.cracked.com/article_19884_6-insane-conspiracy-theories-that-

[4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma

[5] http://www.verifiedfacts.org/

[6] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#Markov_text_generators

[7] http://www.verifiedfacts.org/i/The%20Boston%20Diaries/MTE0MjM3

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