Even though today is the birthday of such luminaries as Elvis Presley [1] and David Bowie [2], we must not neglect that today is also the day of the birth of the Supreme Commander [3] of the cleanest race on the planet [4], the Sagacious Leader [5] of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea [6], Kim Jong Un [7]! Why he even bothers to grace this planet with his presence is just one more mysterious thing about him (personally, I hope he's not as batXXXX crazy as his father [8], but I don't have high hopes [9])
[2] http://www.davidbowie.com/
[4] http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/292562-1
[7] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un
[8] http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-privately-doubting-hes-crazy-enough-to,18374/
[9] http://danmillerinpanama.wordpress.com/2011/12/28/the-religion-of-kim-in-north-korea/