HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Even though we still don't have flying cars, and we never did go back to Jupiter [1] (heck, we never got there in the first place [2]), maybe, just maybe, things will improve in 2011.
And remember, only 721 or 723 days [3] left until The End Of the World As We Know It [4] (but I feel fine [5]).
(This post brought to you by EPS (Emergency Posting System) [6]. Had this been an actual post, it most likely would have been exceedingly late)
[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086837/
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/
[3] http://www.tondering.dk/claus/cal/node10.html#SECTION001011000000000000000