Bunny is having an outpatient procedure at the Cleveland Clinic today, so here I am, sitting in the waiting room attempting to work.
And not having a very successful time of it.
They obviously have wireless, else I wouldn't be posting this, but the wireless appears to only let DNS (Domain Name Service) and HTTP (HyperText Transport Protocol) and nothing else. I can't even ssh out to check email.
There's also a “not quite so invisible” invisible web proxy [1]. I wasn't surprised at the “please ignore our Terms of Service and just click here to continue” page on my first web access, but I didn't quite expect this:
## This Page Cannot Be Displayed
Access to this site has been restricted
The Internet site you are attempting to visit has been blocked to all Cleveland Clinic employees
**Cleveland Clinic Policy #811** permits access to the Internet only “To facilitate access to business related information and in support of hospital business.”
If you are a CCHS employee and you feel that you have received this message in error,you may email webfilteradmin@ccf.org, with the URL ( http://www.dadhacker.com/blog/?p=1161 ) of the website you are attempting to reach.
And the site in question? Dad Hacker [2]? It's a programmer's blog, not a site about hacking. Oddly enough, I can reach Hacker News [3].
Go figure.
It is perhaps worse that it's almost useful.
I told Smirk last night that I would have my phone on my at the very least, but I just checked and there's no service at all in the waiting room. I have to leave the hospital to get a signal, and even then, all I've been able to get is a busy signal no matter what number I use to call Smirk (cell, home, business line—no go).
Sigh.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_server