You can't win if you don't play, but I still have my dollar. Do you?

## Just The Facts
> * 1. The odds of winning a Mega Millions Jackpot are 175,000,000 to one.
* 2. The odds, as an American Male, of being Tom Cruise are only 150,000,000 to one.
* 3. You are more likely to call heads twice, roll a six and then be struck by lightning than win a regular 6/49 lottery.

Via jwz [1], “Lottery | Cracked.com [2]”

That (and the rest of the article [3]) is pretty much why I don't play the lottery.

I also don't gamble. I learned the “if, at a poker table, you can't spot the sucker, it's you” lesson the hard way back in college (nothing like losing an entire paycheck in a “friendly” game).

(As a digression—growing up, I preferred Mad [4] over Cracked [5], which I found to be a weak imitation of Mad. But these days, the Cracked website is lightyears better than the Mad website.)

Update on Tuesday, Debtember 5^th, 2017

For some reason, John Hawthorne thinks this post is pro-lottery [6]. I want to make it clear it's not [7].

[1] http://jwz.livejournal.com/1088621.html

[2] http://www.cracked.com/funny-2134-lottery/

[3] http://www.cracked.com/funny-2134-

[4] http://www.dccomics.com/mad/

[5] http://www.cracked.com/

[6] /boston/2017/11/30.1

[7] /boston/2017/12/05.1

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