So I'm sitting here using an IBM [1] laptop (with this huge button on the keyboard labeled “Access IBM”—I'm afraid to push it) in the back seat of a Prius [2], currently doing [DELETED-100 Mph (Miles Per Hour)-DELETED] the legal speed limit along the Florida Turnpike as we [DELETED-speed-DELETED] wend our way to Blounts Town [3]. My friend Joe [4]'s father died, and Gregory [5], Kurt, Bunny and I are on our way to the funeral.
It was horrible this morning, having to get up at the time I usually go to sleep. Bleh. But we're making good time and we should be arriving in the area late this afternoon.
[2] http://www.toyota.com/prius-hybrid/