Love the idea, but I don't trust just anyone …

## Imagine if you had access to all your stuff, everywhere …
That's what ZumoDrive does. Just install ZumoDrive on each device, and it's like all your stuff is on all of them. Plus it's all backed up. Laptop stolen? Don't worry, just install ZumoDrive, and your files will be restored in minutes.

“ZumoDrive - Hybrid Cloud storage for all your documents and media [1]”

This is something I've been doing readily since 1992 (out of my office [2] at FAU (Florida Atlantic University) [3]) and while it wasn't always easy to dial into the school network (and I let the department in charge of the dial-up modems know exactly how I felt about them, but that, as they say, is another post) I did have remote access to most of what I needed.

It's something that's hard to comprehend unless you experience it.

So in theory, I have no problem at all with “Cloud Computing.” But companies like Zumodrive [4], Dropbox [5] and even Google [6] scare me.

Why? Because I care about my data.

This is about your data. This is about your work. This is about you using your time so that you make things and work on things and you trust a location to do “the rest” and guess what, here is what we have learned:
> * If you lose your shit, the technogeeks will not help you. They will giggle at you and make fun of your not understanding the fundamental principles and engineering of client-server models. This is kind of like firemen sitting around giggling at you because you weren't aware of the inherent lightning-strike danger [7] of improperly bonded CSST [8].
* Since the dawn of time, companies have hired people whose entire job is to tell you everything is all right and you can completely trust them and the company is as stable as a rock, and to do so until they, themselves are fired because the company is out of business.
* You are going to have to sit down and ask yourself some very tough questions because the time where you could get away without asking very tough questions with regard to your online presence and data are gone.
These questions that you have all work around that other overused word: value. To me, history guy, your old junk you used to do [9] is of interest to me. But there's a lot of people and a lot of stuff, so I wouldn't want you to do it just for little ol' me. But for yourself? What about yourself?

Via Hacker News [10], “ASCII by Jason Scott / XXXX THE CLOUD [11]”

This is somewhat related to yesterday's rant [12]—it's about control. Yeah, it's great that you can access your data from anywhere there's an Internet connection. Woo hoo! Great times!

Until the company providing you the cloud service goes belly up (Eviction, or the Coming Datapocalypse) [13]. And then what? If you're lucky you get notified and some time to suck down your content. Miss the notification, or a company goes down too quickly for said notification, and well … hope your data wasn't all that important.

But there's another aspect that I haven't seen mentioned, probably because of connotations of wrong doing, and that has to do with this bit of law:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
“Amendment IV”, The United States Constitution (1791)

My data is located on my computer here at Chez Boca. If law enforcement wants to root around my files (not that any law enforcement would, but hypothetically speaking here), they have to show up on my door step with a warrant. Which means I know they're interested in me.

But what if my “papers” are stored at ZumoDrive? A warrant would be required (I hope those at ZumoDrive would ask), but what is their obligation about informing me of said warrant? I imagine very little, and that is just as scary as losing all my data unannounced.

[1] http://zumodrive.com/

[2] /boston/2002/03/04.2

[3] http://www.fau.edu/

[4] http://zumodrive.com/

[5] http://www.getdropbox.com/

[6] http://www.tgdaily.com/html_tmp/content-view-41094-140.html

[7] http://www.angieslist.com/AngiesList/Press/PressDetails.aspx?id=123

[8] http://www.toolbase.org/Technology-Inventory/Plumbing/corrugated-

[9] http://www.textfiles.com/

[10] http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=441885

[11] http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1717

[12] /boston/2009/01/19.1

[13] http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1617

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