Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.
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While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets—blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.
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Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers.
“She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' ” Hoffman said. “I'm not joking.”
Via kires [1], “MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT—New York Post [2]”
I think, given the facts, that the jokes just write themselves in this case.
[1] http://kires.livejournal.com/114758.html
[2] http://www.nypost.com/seven/09302008/news/nationalnews/udder_madness_13