For Jeff [1], because he's such the [2] mad [3] scientist [4]: A Young Mad Scientist's First Alphabet Blocks [5] (or rather, for his kids when he has them).
[Hmm … I see that Jeff is looking for minions [6] but the picture [7] of the want-ad isn't big enough to read and gosh darn it, I've always wanted to know how such minions are recruited [8]. I'll have to ask Jeff next time I see him … ]
[1] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/
[2] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2008/10/mad-scientist.html
[3] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2008/10/brains-arent-what-they-used-to-be.html
[4] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2008/10/minions-wanted.html
[5] http://www.xylocopa.com/product/mad-science-alphabet-blocks
[6] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2008/10/minions-wanted.html