And from a comment [1] from said End of Civilization post [2] comes this: The Secret Remote Control Shakespeare Bust as seen on TV`s Batman! [3]
I am at the same time, scared that it exists, and lusting to own one (but at $295.00 I can hold off).
[1] http://www.haloscan.com/comments/mikester/7408689424671771238/#403065
[2] http://www.progressiveruin.com/2008_07_27_archive.html#7408689424671771238