I've been keeping this pretty quiet, especially since I didn't want to scare Gregory [1] into a heart attack, but Channel 3 News out of Sheboygan decided to run the story against my wishes.
Sigh.
Anyways, as President, my first act upon taking office: a pink flamingo [2] in every pot …
This pointed to a Flash video of a news cast from Channel 3 where my Presidential bid was getting attention. Of course, I failed in my bid to become President, but it was probably for the best.
But if you still want to see it, and you still have Flash installed, have at it [3]!
[1] http://corsair2.livejournal.com/
[3] https://www.paltalk.com/marketing/media/vanksen/main.swf?firstname=Sean&lastname=Conner