“I don't wanna go to school, Dad,” said Spring [1], who was getting ready for work this morning (unlike myself, who was already at work attending to an emergency).
“Okay, you don't have to go to school. You can stay home and play hockey. But no football!”
“But, why can't I play football? Isn't that what you do when you stay home from school?”
“No. You stay home from school, you always play hockey.”
“Oh Sean, that was bad!”