The second item for today. Don't worry, it's pretty short.
In the power bill is this friendly letter from Lake Worthless Utilities [1]:
Dear Lake Worth Utility Customer,
To help address a growing challenge of delinquent accounts being encountered by the Lake Worth Utility system, the City recently adjusted customer security deposit levels …
Dear Lake Worthless Utilities,
Your growing challenge of deliquent accounts is due to **you charging twice as much** as the State mandated monopoly (Florida Power & Light) [2] you XXXXXXX idiots!
Hmm … it appears I ran out of vaseline.
[1] http://www.lakeworth.org/index.asp?Type=B_BASIC&SEC=%7BDED3ACD3-8D7E-4939-8A8D-62D9D838FB43%7D