To: Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster
From: Coxrid, IT director, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Re: My resignation
> Headmaster:
I regret that I must resign my position, effective two weeks ago, at least. It is simply impossible under these conditions to create a modern, integrated, flexible IT architecture aligned with the school's educational mission and objectives.
Deployment of the OC-3 (Optical Carrier 3) fiber backbone met insuperable difficulties, as you know, when the cabling crew was attacked repeatedly by Dementors. Cabling staff rarely are effervescent people in the best of times, and having their life force sucked through their faces by cloaked, shadowy horrors as they lay paralyzed in icy terror is a serious de-motivator.
“The trials of the Hogwarts IT director [1]”
Ah, I'm so glad I don't have that job.
[1] http://www.beyondhogwarts.com/harry-potter/articles/the-trials-of-the-