“You see, to be quite frank Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of a botch job you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well why repair them? Why not use 'em to get stinking rich?”
“Randall”—self-appointed leader of the time bandits
Hmm … stinking rich.
**Evil:** When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
**Robert:** Uh, understanding of what, Master?
**Evil:** Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!
Hmm … Supreme Being.
After consideration, once I get The Map [1] (link via columbina [2]) I'll go the stinking rich route. The food's better.
[1] http://www.fire-house.net/Metropolis/html/TB.html