“Hello? Hello?”
“Hey there Sean.”
“Hello.”
“You signed for information on becoming financially independant and I'm wondering if you are interested in making money.”
“I'm sorry, but I'm not interested at this time.”
“What? You don't want to make more money? Everybody wants to make more money.”
“I'm sorry, I'm not interested at this time. Especially when it's on my cell phone.”
“But Sean, this is the number you gave me.”
“Be that as it may, I'm not interested at this time.”
“So, you'd rather be a loser?”
“Yes, I'm a loser who is not interested in your meth—” Click.