Oh, is that (Talk Like A Pirate Day) [1] today? I guess so [2].
I think that Eric Burns [3] had the best take on talking like a pirate [4].
Arg.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
[2] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2007/09/talk-like-pirate-day.html