Spring [1] and Wlofie [2] returned from Gulf Wars [3] late tonight, tired, a bit grungy, and with a boat! How they ended up with a fairly modern small fishing boat at a Medieval re-enactment festival is just one of those questions I've learned not to ask.
I will say, however, that the cats are happy to have more [DELETED-worshippers-DELETED] humans about Casa New Jersey. Now, maybe they'll leave me alone.