I think it says something when I would love to switch to the Monopolistic Power Company known as FPL (Florida Power and Light) [1] because Lake Worth Utilites [2] should properly be called Lake Worthless Utilities.
And it's not like I'm alone in this [3] …
[2] http://www.lakeworth.org/index.asp?Type=B_BASIC&SEC=%7BDED3ACD3-8D7E-4939-8A8D-62D9D838FB43%7D