Today I received my Company provided DSL (Digital Subscriber Line) unit. Smirk told me that at some point today, the service would cut over, but The Monopolistic Phone Company could not provide a timeframe for said cut over. Just that it would happen sometime during the 22^nd.
I was not expecting the cut over to be about ten minutes past midnight.
But now, I have DSL that I fully control!
Muahahahahahahahaha!