I forgot about this. A few days the NAP (Network Access Point) of the Americas [1] sent out a message about an upcoming maintenance window.
In Microsoft Word format.
Of course **everybody** uses Microsoft Windows.
Of course.
This would seem to explain their rather odd stance of not having a crash cart anywhere [2] in the six story data center.
Because, you know, everybody uses Microsoft Windows. For everything. Including servers.
I'm getting less and less impressed with the NAP of the Americas.
Because, you know, everybody uses Microsoft Windows.