Spam poetry (just because … )

I've been doing some research on Racter [1], a program that supposedly wrote The Policeman's Beard Is Half Constructed [2], and I came across a site where a person used spam titles for poetry.

So today, I opened my spam folder, and lo, there was poetry:

Two voices were…> anything to stop…> homeless as they were
Drew with them,…> the prisoner glanced…> time there soared
Starting from sometime…> into a pool…> Do you know what is Cailis?

Well … the actual subject lines were:

Re: %RND_UC_CHAR[2-8], two voices were (from Torres Jerald)…> Re: %RND_UC_CHAR[2-8], anything to stop (from Abraham)…> Re: %RND_UC_CHAR[2-8], homeless as they (from Montano)

So these people had problems running their script, and I added a word to the last one to make it more poetic, and I love the names of the supposed senders.

Re: GFDGSKD, drew with them (from Wilkes)…> Re: HBJMGLQ, the prisoner glanced (from Chelsea)…> Re: GRBPLJ, time there soared (Crawford Paula)

Crawford Paula must be from the Deep South™.

Re: WADOZK, starting from sometime (from Cash Araceli)…> Re: IAKNIE, into a pool (from Cooper)…> Do You Know What Is -Cialis-? hevzj (from Kitty Jarvis)

Actually, I think Crash Araceli is a better sounding name than just Cash. Kitty Jarvis though, nice, but sounds like a porn starlette.

[1] http://www.robotwisdom.com/ai/racterfaq.html

[2] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0446380512/conmanlaborat-20

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