Well.
Deep subject.
But I digress.
The Wasp Situation [1] took a rather surreal turn today. The special contractor [2] arrived this morning to assess the situation, and like the cliché there was Good News™ and Bad News™.
The Good News™? They are not wasps like we originally thought. Nope. No Paravespula vulgaris here.
The Bad News™? We have a honey factory inside our wall!
They're bees.
Honey bees.
And they've set up shop in the Facility in the Middle of Nowhere.
The exterminator said that the wall has to be ripped open to remove the hive, and that he would try to keep the honey from getting all over everything.
Yes. Honey.
Buzz buzz.
So before he comes back we have to clear out the area in the corner of the bedroom so he can work.
Looks like we'll be taking out that wall after all …