The new job [1] requires a cell phone, since I'm basically babysitting a bunch of machines (and they're willing to pay me extra to have a cell phone, otherwise I wouldn't get one). The phone finally arrived—a Cingular LG G4010 [2], a small clam shell unit that is similar to the ST:TOS (Star Trek: The Original Series) communicators and everytime I open it up, I have this incredible urge to go, “Kirk to Enterprise!”