Any one want a practice dog [1]? Real small, doesn't take much space. Real friendly and she isn't that incontinent (no, really! I exagerate for comic effect!). So friendly that she pees in excitement when she sees humans? (um … okay, that is so not making the case … um)
Did I mention friendly?
And really needs lots of love and attention.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? [2] Bueller? [3]
[1] http://www.livejournal.com/users/springdew/61106.html?mode=reply
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091042/