The Warehouse of Infinite Stuff

[A Clean Dining Room] [1] (A Clean Dining Room) [2] It must be shock.

I did not realize that Spring [3] had made plans for a storage unit [4] (it was my fault for not listening close enough during the past week) but last night she announced that we were renting a storage unit and that the stuff in the dining room was going.

So I found myself this morning living the ending warehouse scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark [5] as I'm following the clerk through endless corridors of strored stuff on the way to our 6′×7′×8′ volume of air in which we can store our own stuff.

I had wanted to avoid this—to me, obtaining a rental unit to store stuff is a form of defeat—that the stuff is so important that I'm willing to spend money to store it. But we really need the space in a critical way and let's face it, after a year of not having a dining room (or rather, a dining room full of stuff) I do have to admit defeat.

“Hi, I'm Sean … ”

“Hi Sean!”

“And I have a problem … I'm … I'm … **a packrat!**” [breaks down sobbing].

I now wish I had the camera with me, but a picture of the Warehouse of Infinite Stuff will have to wait until I get a chance to get back there (our plan is to wait about a month, then take a box or two our, sort through the stuff and either find room for it at the Facility in the Middle of Nowhere, or toss it and eventually empty out our volume of air).

Several hours of hauling stuff and we finally have dining room [6]!

Woo hoo!

[1] /boston/2003/03/15/thumb-diningroom.jpg

[2] /boston/2003/03/15/diningroom.jpg

[3] http://www.springdew.com/

[4] http://www.springdew.com/mimosa/m23.htm

[5] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0082971

[6] /boston/2003/03/15/diningroom.jpg

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