**From:** Sean Hoade <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX> > **To:** Sean Conner <sean@conman.org> > **Subject:** A smile for you > **Date:** Sun, 5 Jan 2003 19:41:17 -0600 >
Con—
I found this amusing, but you've prolly already seen it. Just in case …
Keep smilin', > Hoade
> > What is globalization, one may ask.
>
> Well, below here is probably the best example on the definition of globalization.
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> Question: Explain “globalization?”
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> Answer: Princess Diana's death
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> Question: How's that?
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> Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
>
> And this is sent to you by a Russian-Jewish Canadian, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Philippine-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by a Chinese!
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> That's Globalization!
>
Well … there isn't much else to add to that I'm afraid …