“I can't make that out,” said Spring [1]. “I can see ‘Practice Sex.’”
“It says ‘Practice Safe Sex. Get married and be faithful,’” I said, reading the bumper sticker on the SUV (Stupendously Useless Vehicle) in front of us.
“Aw. I just want to practice sex.”
“And then” I said, “there is ‘The Big Bang Theory: God said it and **BANG** there it was.’ Funny, I didn't think God was Emeril [2]: ‘BANG!’”
Spring laughed. “Kick it up a notch.”