Ludicrous Applications of Technology in the Pursuit of Food

Ring.

I answer the phone. “Hello?”

“Hey, Sean. This is Rob, [1]” said my roommate. “What did you have in mind for dinner?”

“Are you calling from your room?”

“Yes,” he said. “It just seemed easier to call you on the cell phone.”

Mind you, he's sill about twenty feet away [2] from me at the Facility in the Middle of Nowhere.

[1] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/

[2] /boston/2001/02/24.6

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