THERE IS NO DOG!

I answered the knock at the door expecting Kurt, who said he'd come over and help with the move (and a large truck). Instead, there was a postal carrier with a going away present from the Condo Commandos: yet another certified letter. [1]

My expectations were reference to the unauthorized occupants [2] living here, but no! Instead, the Vice President is insisting that we have a dog here and that if we don't get rid of it immediately, I'll be responsible for enriching the coffers of their lawyers.

I have to wonder who the Vice President thinks they saw walking a dog. The letter is (again) addressed to my Mom, who is no longer living. And as far as I know, neither me, nor Rob [3] nor Spring [4] own or have walked a dog recently.

Or it could be another manifestation of the passive-aggressive nature of the Condo Commandos in their seemingly ongoing campaign of harassement, if indeed that is what is going on.

[1] /boston/2002/02/09/cert3.letter.png

[2] /boston/2002/01/21.2

[3] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/

[4] http://www.springdew.com/

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