When we moved here, we asked Lou what our address was. He said it was simple: “Mr. And Mrs. Planetmort, Facility in the Middle of Nowhere, CA 91023.” In fact, since we are our own zip code, you could actually address mail to me “Planetmort, 91023,” and I'd get it. (I know; I've tried it.)
Middle of Nowhere, 91023 [1]
It does [2] seem to exist, according to MapQuest [3], and it's near or on, Mount Wilson in California.
What a cool name for a place to live. Heck, it sounds like a cool place to live, where you can basically make up any form of address. Hmmm, I wonder if a postcard were addressed to “Sean Conner, 33066-2408,” would it get to me?
Probably not.
But I think I have a name for our new place: Facility in the Middle of Nowhere. Has a nice ring to it.