I'd love to hear a commentary track by someone who hates a movie, ripping it to shreds. Or a track by an expert who disagrees with the facts in a film. Or a track by someone with a moral or philosophical argument to make. Or even a Wayne's World style track from dudes down in the basement who think The Mummy Returns is way cool.
Via E V H E A D [1], You, too, Can be a DVD (Digital Video Disk) Movie Critic [2]
It could be said that Pink Floyd did this [3] to the Wizard of Oz [4] (but that is still unsubstantiated) so the technique is actually quite old, and Roger Ebert has some excellent ideas for commentary. I can just see Mark [5], Kelly [6], Rob [7] and I doing commentary for movies like WarGames [8] (“Cool!”), Hackers [9] (“What a piece of dung!” “But it has Angelina Jolie's breasts!”), Swordfish [10] (“What a load of crap!” “But it has Halle Berry's breasts! [11]”) or even The Net [12] (“What a horrible film!” “And it doesn't even have Sandra Bullock's breasts in it!”).
[2] http://www.yil.com/columns/column.asp?columnist=ebert&date=020201&page=01
[4] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0032138
[5] http://www.conman.org/people/myg/
[7] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/
[8] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086567
[9] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113243
[10] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0244244
[11] http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/swordfish.html