“Is the head Condo Commando in the office?” I asked.
“I haven't seen the head Condo Commando here in the office today, but sometimes he sneaks in the back door. Let me transfer you.”
“Okay.”>
[insert S/X here—“The Girl from Impanema”]
“You have reached the voice mail box for the head Condo Commando. Please leave your name and message.”
Sigh.