During lunch, I grabbed the latest copy of the New Times, [1] a local free paper here in Lower Sheol. Normally, I wouldn't mention it at all, except for the headline:
Ryan Lipner's infatuation with all things Hallmark seemed harmless enough—until he turned to a life of crime
The Rise and Fall of the Hallmark Kid [2]
What? Is he like the Riddler? [3] Leaves a greeting card behind on every one of his capers? Is he a supervillian? How odd …
[2] http://newtimesbpb.com/issues/2001-10-11/feature.html/page1.html