Curiousity got the better of me, so I decided to see just how bad my gratuitous list of people I know [1] had deteriorated.
It's not pretty.
“404.”
“Oh, where you expecting a page here? 404.”
“We're sorry. The URL you clicked up is no longer in service. Please back up and try your click again. 404.”
“Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. 404”
“The URL you have clicked, aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash … has been disconnected. Please back up and try your click again. 404.”
“We don't need no steeeeeking URLs. 404.”
“You step in the stream / but the water has moved on. / This page is not here. 404.”
You know, if only the actual error pages where that amusing.