5:00 am. There's this horrible noise eminating from the ceiling through out The Company here. Horrible. Building shattering. Threatening. Frighening. I ask Rob [1] (my roommate and now fellow cow-orker) what's up with the noise.
“It's alien super models come to kill us,” he said.
“Are you sure they're not going to abduct us and make us sex-slaves on their planet?”
“Nope,” said Rob. “They're here to kill us.”
“Darn!” I said as the noise got louder.