“Welcome to the Bridge of Death. You must answer me these questions three 'ere the other side you see. What is your name?”
“Arthur, King of the Brittons.”
“And what is your quest?”
“I seek the Holy Grail.”
“What year was DOS 3.3 released?”
“What? What do you mean? DOS 3.3 for the IBM PC or Apple ][?”
“Uh, er … I don't know. Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…”