It's the end of the world as we know it
The garage is over there, but you can't park there …
We're Microsoft. We don't have to care.
Sickness past, but sleep still eludes …
iApple's iCEO iNtroduces iMac's iDisk
I hate you, you hate me, let's be business partners!
I think programmers forget this sometimes …
And this is your government on drugs
There are drugs, and then there are drugs
“Hi, I'm an annoying computer program calling you to sell … ”
The Chairman is dead … long live the Chairman!
Hi. I want to be a recovering system administrator …
“Uh, I think my mouth exploded … ”
“If I tell you what I do, I have to kill you … ”
White people with dreadlocks. What a long strange trip it's been.
“We liked your site so much, we want you to submit it to us!”
How about an Electric Daniel Webster?