Redditor: ucantsimee

Redditor since 16/12/2011 (47357 link karma, 301857 comment karma)

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This subreddit is now live. What're your experiences with seroquel?

created by ucantsimee on 30/04/2021 at 22:50 UTC - 16 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

65 comments

Requesting r/carrot. Previously banned because the app it was about was deceptive. Would like to make it about actual carrots

created by ucantsimee on 15/02/2019 at 00:05 UTC - 9 upvotes (https, reddit.com)

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That doesnt look like frosting to me

created by ucantsimee on 11/02/2019 at 19:30 UTC - 2 upvotes (https, i.redd.it)

5 comments

Welcome to Flint

created by ucantsimee on 26/01/2019 at 00:03 UTC - 5 upvotes (https, youtu.be)

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TIFU by letting everyone vote vote on fuckup of the week!

created by ucantsimee on 11/03/2018 at 21:53 UTC - 262 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

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Yesterday this wall was covered with signatures of employees who had gone beyond their job description to give good customer service. Today it was painted over because it's an eyesore.

created by ucantsimee on 21/02/2018 at 13:43 UTC - 23 upvotes (https, i.redd.it)

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Tom Hanks in "I really like you"

created by ucantsimee on 25/10/2017 at 22:43 UTC - 51 upvotes (https, www.youtube.com)

2 comments

Have an emergency game with the 49ers vs. the Browns

created by ucantsimee on 23/10/2017 at 16:52 UTC - 2 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

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Friends [x-post r/bananaboy]

created by ucantsimee on 19/07/2017 at 00:56 UTC - 3 upvotes (https, pbs.twimg.com)

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SPIDER-MAN YOU GUYS!!! SPIDER-MAN!!!

created by ucantsimee on 17/07/2017 at 20:34 UTC - 19 upvotes (https, np.reddit.com)

7 comments

Squishable Snoo is ready for when reddit has downtime

created by ucantsimee on 14/07/2017 at 05:25 UTC - 6 upvotes (https, www.youtube.com)

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The directors cut

created by ucantsimee on 09/07/2017 at 07:56 UTC - 30 upvotes (https, gfycat.com)

2 comments

[WP] you're a Skid Row drunk. Every night you drink till you black out. One day after such a blackout you wake up in a mansion. After some confusion you discover its your house

created by ucantsimee on 07/07/2017 at 09:03 UTC - 1 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

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Requesting r/WholesomeAltRight no mods

created by ucantsimee on 29/06/2017 at 22:34 UTC - 1 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

3 comments

Puzzle parrot

created by ucantsimee on 26/06/2017 at 16:51 UTC - 1499 upvotes (http, i.imgur.com)

37 comments

Come with me if you want to live. :D

created by ucantsimee on 25/06/2017 at 20:27 UTC - 28 upvotes (https, i.redd.it)

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The moderators dilemma

created by ucantsimee on 23/06/2017 at 20:56 UTC - 864 upvotes (https, i.redd.it)

26 comments

Cat needs a good home

created by ucantsimee on 20/06/2017 at 22:33 UTC - 4 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

2 comments

Meet Ichabod. The optimistic corgi

created by ucantsimee on 13/06/2017 at 11:20 UTC - 3 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

2 comments

Meet Ichabod. The optimistic Corgi

created by ucantsimee on 12/06/2017 at 18:42 UTC - 1 upvotes (http, itoc.cfw.me)

1 comments

Hey parrot

created by ucantsimee on 10/06/2017 at 20:02 UTC - 1533 upvotes (https, i.redd.it)

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I don't think this will get many upvotes, but I'll give it a shot anyways. My friend has been missing since Sunday and his last known location was Washington DC. If you see her or have any information about his whereabouts, it would be greatly appreciated. We're all very worried about him.

created by ucantsimee on 09/06/2017 at 11:28 UTC - 3953 upvotes (https, i.imgur.com)

65 comments

Girl with amazing yoyo skills

created by ucantsimee on 09/06/2017 at 11:19 UTC - 74 upvotes (https, youtu.be)

2 comments

/r/peeplove for all things Peep

created by ucantsimee on 23/05/2017 at 17:26 UTC - 1 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

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Welcome to the Peep show

created by ucantsimee on 23/05/2017 at 17:18 UTC - 1 upvotes (https, www.reddit.com)

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Comments

Comment by ucantsimee at 17/05/2024 at 22:15 UTC

27 upvotes

She had to go steal some more for you 🤣

Comment by ucantsimee at 17/06/2023 at 13:18 UTC

1 upvotes

The issue with your numbers is that new Orleans had a rather drastic population drop and still hasn't completely recovered from it.

Comment by ucantsimee at 30/06/2019 at 04:20 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/retardedkidretard. Your submission, *TIFU by sending underage dick pics thru Reddit and Discord*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 1: TIFU stands for today I fucked up, which means something you did that is your fault. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean it's a fuck up.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/06/2019 at 03:55 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/buttersplug. Your submission, *TIFU From Wearing a Buttplug and Almost Dying **NSFW** **Shitpost***, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/06/2019 at 03:55 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/theflyinglight. Your submission, *TIFU by basically shitting myself*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/06/2019 at 03:54 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/hellabellalaa. Your submission, *TIFU by leaving the house with stomach pains*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 29/05/2019 at 06:57 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/throwaway_nocum. Your submission, *TIFU by having a threesome with my dads girlfriend and her best friend[NSFW]*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

Illegal activities that you glorify or giving advice on how to do something illegal.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 29/05/2019 at 06:56 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/shittypanties56. Your submission, *TIFU by not waiting to use the bathroom*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 29/05/2019 at 06:56 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/hateshighschool. Your submission, *TIFU by going on a bike ride that resulted in me literally not being able to piss after 11 hours and 6 water bottles.*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 1: TIFU stands for today I fucked up, which means something you did that is your fault. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean it's a fuck up.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 29/05/2019 at 06:55 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/waytoomainstream. Your submission, *TIFU by eating a bad burrito and making a "shitty" first impression at my new place of work, on my day off.*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:46 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/CobraRon84. Your submission, *TIFU by spoiling Endgame for myself (spoilers ahead)*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 1: TIFU stands for today I fucked up, which means something you did that is your fault. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean it's a fuck up.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:45 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/definitelynotahunter. Your submission, *TIFU by forgetting I've got an egg intolerance*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:45 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/Kamesod. Your submission, *TIFU by shitting in the woods.*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:44 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/MarisaKiri. Your submission, *TIFU playing Pokemon*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

this copypasta was old in 2009

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:42 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/ThatDarnGamer. Your submission, *TIFU By falling on my own shit*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:42 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/collegegirl2494. Your submission, *TIFU by throwing away a diaper*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

Overly vulgar includes obscene situations, such as, but not limited to, incest, minors, death and assault to humans and animals.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 06/05/2019 at 07:41 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/f_longitudinalis. Your submission, *TIFU by not wiping properly after taking a dump, and covering myself in shit*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 07:08 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/curleo2000. Your submission, *TIFU by shitting myself in front of a boy (also a coworker) that I like*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)

Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 07:07 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/Feeounesk. Your submission, *TIFU by honking the car horn with my butt (repost)*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

no reposting

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 01:05 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/baconisnotyummy. Your submission, *TIFU Being a clumsy during my physical exam*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)

Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 01:01 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/DrowNoble. Your submission, *TIFU by having a shitty tinder date come over*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 01:00 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/baggityicerags. Your submission, *TIFU by thinking I could will my way through a stomach bug. NSFW*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 01:00 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/PartialNecessity. Your submission, *TIFU by trying to help out and putting myself into a shitty situation*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 00:59 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/MrMechip. Your submission, *TIFU by trying hardcore, finding out it was too intense*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 1: TIFU stands for today I fucked up, which means something you did that is your fault. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean it's a fuck up.

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Comment by ucantsimee at 30/04/2019 at 00:57 UTC

1 upvotes

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/Icy9kills. Your submission, *TIFU by drunkenly vaping my friend’s piss*, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Rule 2. Uninspired, lacking in context, literal shitpost, overly vulgar and glorifying illegal activities posts may be removed at mods discretion

A shitpost: literally involving defecation or other bodily fluids.

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^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)