xkcd: New

http://xkcd.com/1401

created by bbroberson on 30/07/2014 at 04:01 UTC

182 upvotes, 10 top-level comments (showing 10)

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Comment by iorgfeflkd at 30/07/2014 at 04:16 UTC

29 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I don't get it.

Comment by xkcd_bot at 30/07/2014 at 04:03 UTC

29 upvotes, 1 direct replies

1: http://m.xkcd.com/1401/

Direct image link: New

2: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1401

This is not the algorithm. (Sincerely, xkcd_bot.)

Comment by just_comments at 30/07/2014 at 07:38 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Needs more nano technology and diamond.

Comment by mindbleach at 30/07/2014 at 05:10 UTC

11 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's, 1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann

Comment by beetnemesis at 30/07/2014 at 04:12 UTC

7 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Hm. Now I'm curious if /r/headcanon or /r/headcannon exists

Edit: /r/headcanon exists!

Comment by [deleted] at 30/07/2014 at 18:26 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Man, the guy typing at his computer can't get a break. First a subduction license and now this.

Comment by dmorin at 31/07/2014 at 01:37 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I spent way too long thinking that "new Headcannon:" was a constructor in some language I'm unfamiliar with, where the dangling colon leaves a code block open. By answering Yeah? the other guy basically did a "return true", closing the loop, causing the instantiation of said head cannon.

Comment by SavvyBlonk at 31/07/2014 at 02:50 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It would've been funnier if cueball had said "hit me."

Comment by otakuman at 01/08/2014 at 00:59 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Diamond Age, anyone?

Comment by Didub at 31/07/2014 at 02:07 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It's been many weeks since he's gotten me to giggle for so long. In fact, this might be the giggliest strip since the polygraph one.