xkcd 3045: AlphaMove

https://xkcd.com/3045/

created by -LeopardShark- on 31/01/2025 at 23:13 UTC

284 upvotes, 13 top-level comments (showing 13)

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Comment by -LeopardShark- at 31/01/2025 at 23:18 UTC

150 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Directly relevant video from (IMO) the most consistently fascinating source of computer science weirdness on the internet.

Comment by xkcd_bot at 31/01/2025 at 23:14 UTC

62 upvotes, 0 direct replies

1: http://m.xkcd.com/3045/

Direct image link: AlphaMove

2: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3045

I am a human typing with human hands. Sincerely, xkcd_bot. <3

Comment by Little-geek at 31/01/2025 at 23:38 UTC*

41 upvotes, 0 direct replies

... Bb4#.

well that was quick

Edit: if white had played a3 instead of Ne2, white would *still* be in deep shit, but winning for black is quite a bit more fiddly. If only the engine would (just this once) pick the alphabetically *first* move.

Comment by Schiffy94 at 01/02/2025 at 01:24 UTC

21 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Okay the comic's been out for like two hours I'm sure someone's made this for real by now

Comment by Entei999 at 01/02/2025 at 06:00 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Just ran through a game where both sides used this algorithm. If I didn't make a mistake (big if), the game ends on move 17 in a draw due to repetition. The game features underpromotion, en passant, and not a single check.

PGN: 1. e4 e6 2. f3 f5 3. e5 g5 4. d4 c6 5. d5 exd5 6. f4 g4 7. h4 gxh3 8. Kd2 h5 9. Kc3 h4 10. Kd2 hxg2 11. Ke1 gxh1=B 12. Kd2 d6 13. exd6 Kd7 14. Kc3 Ke8 15. Kd2 Kd7 16. Kc3 Ke8 17. Kd2 Kd7

Comment by lpsmitho at 31/01/2025 at 23:18 UTC

25 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Now we need to rank this with the other bad chess algorithms: http://tom7.org/chess/weak.pdf[1][2]

1: http://tom7.org/chess/weak.pdf

2: http://tom7.org/chess/weak.pdf

Comment by Qaanol at 01/02/2025 at 00:35 UTC

9 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Okay, so presumably white is using AlphaMove and black is not.

Can we figure out what moves must have been played to achieve the position in the comic?

Comment by AWTom at 01/02/2025 at 19:42 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Wow! I just recently scrolled the list of bots on Lichess and though this one was amusing:

https://lichess.org/@/AlphaBotical

“I play the first legal move alphabetically.”

Comment by EverybodyMakes at 01/02/2025 at 00:25 UTC

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I'll just keep rolling my 16-sided and 64-sided dice, thank you.

Comment by Zaphod_green_9 at 01/02/2025 at 19:18 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The guys on r/AnarchyChess are going to love this.

Comment by NessaMagick at 01/02/2025 at 07:31 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

A lot of chess comics lately. Randall's entering his chess era.

Comment by kaddar at 01/02/2025 at 14:26 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Not again !!!

Comment by Schiffy94 at 03/02/2025 at 23:28 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

To whoever made the version linked on the explainxkcd page, it can even en passant. I am impressed.