8232 upvotes, 29 direct replies (showing 25)
View submission: IM GONNA CUM!🚀🚀
We live in some fucking parallel universe right? I was here
Comment by Seek_Equilibrium at 26/01/2021 at 21:33 UTC
5330 upvotes, 39 direct replies
My only regret, like every other loser here, is that I didn’t get in earlier and way bigger.
But I’m so fucking happy to be part of this. Holy shit.
Comment by ItsmeKIMOCHI4 at 26/01/2021 at 21:37 UTC
429 upvotes, 6 direct replies
This is unironically going to show up in the history books
Comment by Vote_For_Nobody at 26/01/2021 at 21:28 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
me too!
Comment by BananaBob55 at 26/01/2021 at 22:09 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Had the same thought process; if there’s infinite universes then WE GOT THE ONE WHERE ELON SHOUTS US OUT LETS GOOOO
Comment by NormalPotato at 26/01/2021 at 22:22 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Elon is taking us to Mars
Comment by jfk_sfa at 26/01/2021 at 23:33 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It’s not a parallel universe. I’ve run the numbers and the only thing that makes sense is we’re living in Elon’s simulation.
Comment by npsimons at 26/01/2021 at 23:52 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Dude, fucking Reagan ("what, the actor?!") became president, then that loser asshole from "The Apprentice" (can't remember his name). If those events didn't convince you we are in the dumbest timeline[1], I'm not sure what would.
1: https://youtu.be/9nfbeK5LAl0
Comment by YUIOP10 at 26/01/2021 at 21:37 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The only time where the alternate universe was us, and I'm fucking HERE for it
Comment by whyrweyelling at 27/01/2021 at 00:36 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
18 shares in. But I'm in.
Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:53 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yes, I think that was actually Elon Tusk tweeting.
Comment by oh-shit-oh-fuck at 26/01/2021 at 22:10 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I was here
Comment by Conre_Robel at 26/01/2021 at 22:16 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No regrets
Comment by HyperionPrime at 26/01/2021 at 22:21 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Welcome to the berenstein-spelled dimension
Comment by blacknova123 at 26/01/2021 at 22:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
IM SO HAPPY
Comment by TheMapleStaple at 26/01/2021 at 22:39 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You've heard of the Berenstain universe and the Berenstein universe, but boys...welcome to the Berenstonks universe!!
Comment by SatoshiAR at 26/01/2021 at 22:55 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You from the Einstein or Einstain universe?
Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 23:05 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
“We live in some parallel universe?” What??? I think you wanted to say in a simulation?
Your sentence doesn’t make sense
Comment by cncncncnc at 26/01/2021 at 23:09 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'm legit proud - its been an honor
Comment by CatnipHappy at 26/01/2021 at 23:12 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
God Emperor has spoken! All in!!
Comment by MaxPlague at 26/01/2021 at 23:13 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I was here with you.
Comment by BreezyWrigley at 26/01/2021 at 23:17 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
imagine being able to just tweet something so pointless as this tweet whenever you wanted, but it would just have like a 20% impact on a stock instantly.
Comment by MarlinMr at 26/01/2021 at 23:27 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Trump was President, and you earned hundreds of thousands on GameStop.
It's probably a dream.
Comment by stackered at 26/01/2021 at 23:43 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Obviously... Donald Trump was just our president and we had 74+ million absolute noobtards vote for him despite him causing a pandemic and economic devastation. If this isn't some simulation or parallel universe then idk what the fuck is going on.
Comment by arcangeltx at 26/01/2021 at 23:44 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
i cant believe my eyes
forget covid this is the top 2021 story
Comment by Anonymous8121 at 27/01/2021 at 00:12 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I am an Immigrant here in Canada and I don't care if I lose the 800$ that I saved for a winter jacket. We need to StandUpToTheWolf's.