IM GONNA CUM!πŸš€πŸš€

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created by gyuhhuujjj on 26/01/2021 at 21:09 UTC

42973 upvotes, 114 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by IDoLikeMyShishkebabs at 26/01/2021 at 21:12 UTC

2687 upvotes, 3 direct replies

WE’RE GOING TO FUCKING MARS NOW BOYS

Comment by destoret_ at 26/01/2021 at 21:13 UTC

8235 upvotes, 3 direct replies

We live in some fucking parallel universe right? I was here

Comment by fjlcookie at 26/01/2021 at 21:15 UTC*

2145 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Tomorrow will be a good day

Edit: I YOLO PURCHASED 200C FOR THIS FRIDAY EARLIER THANK YOU ELON

Comment by mythrowawaybabies at 26/01/2021 at 21:11 UTC

4686 upvotes, 11 direct replies

Comment by lostoldaccounttmg at 26/01/2021 at 21:11 UTC

5854 upvotes, 6 direct replies

Now it’s personal for the SEC haha

Comment by Dekzo at 26/01/2021 at 21:10 UTC

5387 upvotes, 5 direct replies

ITS FUCKING OVER WE’RE RICH πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

Comment by Tomboys_are_Cute at 26/01/2021 at 21:19 UTC

1290 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Elon Musk becomes even richer by betting on the squeeze

What a fucking timeline

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:14 UTC

3441 upvotes, 5 direct replies

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Comment by JakeyYNG at 26/01/2021 at 21:32 UTC*

513 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Andrew Left and Gabe Plotkins is definitely crying in front of their screens right now, Citadel could have shut their fucking mouth and not get involved with the shorting but hey thanks for the wealth redistribution.

Comment by tall_giraffe3232 at 26/01/2021 at 21:09 UTC

1193 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Papa Elon has spoken πŸš€πŸš€πŸ™πŸ™

Comment by Waverun at 26/01/2021 at 21:38 UTC

771 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Imagine the SEC going up to Musk and telling him to knock it off for tweeting out a single word, meanwhile naked shorts run rampant on GME blaming retail investors while they manipulate short ladder squeezes all day until close to remain "neutral".

Comment by hagy at 26/01/2021 at 21:31 UTC

966 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Those GME short sellers sure have been picking up a lot of enemies in the last few days. I thought Chamath was a big whale on the long side, but now the wealthiest person on earth reached out to their 43M followers about GME. Its over for the shorts.

The insane after hours market is just foretelling the end.

Comment by Rochonski at 26/01/2021 at 21:09 UTC

2009 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Holy fuck boys we made it

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:25 UTC

648 upvotes, 3 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:55 UTC

304 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by negan90 at 26/01/2021 at 21:28 UTC

1567 upvotes, 3 direct replies

A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he mean to - Elon Musk

Literally blew over the 150 sell wall πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž

Comment by coffetech at 26/01/2021 at 21:12 UTC*

843 upvotes, 2 direct replies

This is what you get for being a gay bear Melvin, also Andrew Left Blown the fuck out.

🌈🐻 🌈🐻 🌈🐻

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It's over for Melvin. LOL

Comment by alexunderwater at 26/01/2021 at 21:35 UTC

1063 upvotes, 10 direct replies

Cancel your $420 limits if you haven’t already... gonna need a bigger limit

Comment by assi9001 at 26/01/2021 at 21:25 UTC

773 upvotes, 3 direct replies

This is the best circle jerk I have ever been to.

Comment by gyrowze at 26/01/2021 at 21:52 UTC

259 upvotes, 2 direct replies

He knows half of us are buying teslas after this.

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:24 UTC*

1766 upvotes, 3 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:10 UTC*

3031 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Somebody was literally talking about this happening yesterday

edit: aye yall gave me my first award πŸ₯Ί GME to the moon πŸš€πŸš€ see u on jupiter

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:26 UTC

435 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Put me in a coma until market open.

Comment by CompleteBrat at 26/01/2021 at 21:18 UTC

427 upvotes, 2 direct replies

This is the best fucking birthday present ever

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thank u papa elon

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:20 UTC

407 upvotes, 2 direct replies

INSTITUTIONS SO PISSED RN