Comment by jedimika on 26/01/2021 at 20:17 UTC*

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I was a dipshit with $170... Now I'm an agent of the investment underworld with $260.

Edit: $404! Let's go bitches!

Edit 2.0: clearing up confusion. Dollar amount are my pathetic account totals, not listed prices.

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Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 21:11 UTC

707 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Dude, now i want my “agent of the investment underworld” flair

Comment by Speakdino at 26/01/2021 at 21:24 UTC

92 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Lol same dude. I have chump change compared to DFV but it feels good to make money.

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 23:04 UTC

37 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by Tuknroll420 at 26/01/2021 at 23:20 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Autist of the investor underworld

Comment by PresOrangutanSmells at 27/01/2021 at 01:30 UTC

33 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I put $80s I this morning so I could play ~fun stock market app game~ and now I'm buying a motorcycle this weekend what tf happened today

Comment by delaaxe at 27/01/2021 at 00:27 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

For a moment I thought you meant the stock already traded at $404

Comment by mka5588 at 26/01/2021 at 23:19 UTC

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😂😂

Comment by mathakoot at 27/01/2021 at 01:42 UTC

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Where do you see 404?

Comment by ComparitiveRhetoric at 27/01/2021 at 03:09 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I fucking love you cause we're in the same retarded small boat 600 is now 1400 or some stupid shit let's fucking go

Comment by Grennox at 27/01/2021 at 03:10 UTC

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I started with 5$. Anything I can do to help!

Comment by cleverlymental at 26/01/2021 at 23:15 UTC

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Lol this got me 😂 nice job dude

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2021 at 23:32 UTC

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кибер криминал

Comment by MrHappyJohn at 27/01/2021 at 00:01 UTC

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Haha I thought you meant that the stock reached $404 AH1!

Comment by funnyman95 at 27/01/2021 at 01:02 UTC

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I need that as a flair

Comment by TulioGonzaga at 27/01/2021 at 01:50 UTC

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I bought a single share so that I can be an agent of the investment underworld.

Comment by randomfallout76rant at 27/01/2021 at 02:04 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Where do you see $404?

Comment by chnairb at 27/01/2021 at 03:16 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I was a dipshit with 260 that bought in at $94. Thinking about throwing a thousand in after hours and riding this thing further

Comment by sideshow8o8 at 27/01/2021 at 03:40 UTC

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Super dipshit didn't get I. @35 last Friday when I knew better. Can't even be a retard as I'm just stupid.