In the apartment parking lot with kids coming home from school

https://v.redd.it/wgb5hlz1ul211

created by ABrownMD on 07/06/2018 at 16:25 UTC

27150 upvotes, 172 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by beefhead74 at 07/06/2018 at 16:27 UTC

8960 upvotes, 8 direct replies

At first glance I thought he was practicing casting his fishing line. Upon closer inspection, I was very wrong.

Comment by SweetPlant at 07/06/2018 at 17:21 UTC

2729 upvotes, 4 direct replies

A mating display

Comment by Smashketchem703 at 07/06/2018 at 17:11 UTC

5688 upvotes, 7 direct replies

That is the laziest Catwoman cosplay I've ever seen

Comment by derektrader7 at 07/06/2018 at 18:01 UTC

2442 upvotes, 10 direct replies

You got an infestation of fox kin. Only solution is to entice some wolf kin to move in and scare them off. Granted only way to get rid of wolf kin is to invite in some bears and everyone likes bears so it's a win win

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 18:33 UTC*

3123 upvotes, 7 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 16:29 UTC*

1115 upvotes, 5 direct replies

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Comment by GullibleBeautiful at 07/06/2018 at 18:01 UTC

157 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I didn't even see the tail at first glance.

Comment by TehFuriousOne at 07/06/2018 at 17:16 UTC

966 upvotes, 6 direct replies

Just practicing the revenge he'll take on all the Staceys for ignoring a nice guy who would cherish, protect, and treat her with respect; instead choosing to - once again - be Chad's roastie. Fucking whores....

(/s - in case it wasn't obvious.)

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 17:09 UTC*

1997 upvotes, 13 direct replies

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Comment by CivBEWasPrettyBad at 07/06/2018 at 16:35 UTC

135 upvotes, 4 direct replies

What is that? I thought it was self flagellation, but it’s too weak for that

Comment by caspain1397 at 07/06/2018 at 19:17 UTC

29 upvotes, 1 direct replies

He apparently doesn't know how to use a short whip.

Comment by batmansmother at 07/06/2018 at 18:57 UTC

23 upvotes, 1 direct replies

What, you've never seen a furry practicing his mad bullwhip skills before? Amateurs.

Comment by TheLoooseCannon at 07/06/2018 at 17:27 UTC*

63 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Shia LaBoeuf continues to ruin the Indian Jones Franchise...somebody tell his agent to come get him

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 16:43 UTC

69 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I don't understand...

Comment by blazer243 at 07/06/2018 at 17:07 UTC

52 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Well, that’s an interesting hobby. Not one I’m interested in but interesting nonetheless.

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 19:13 UTC

42 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The upper and lower halves of his body are dressed for different seasons.

Comment by saugeen_river at 07/06/2018 at 18:52 UTC

25 upvotes, 0 direct replies

r/bossfight

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 18:53 UTC

25 upvotes, 0 direct replies

His mum told him to take the BDSM out of the basement, she was sick of hearing the whipping noises

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 17:25 UTC

11 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That’s how they make stock photos.

Comment by howmanyyees at 07/06/2018 at 18:17 UTC

60 upvotes, 1 direct replies

r/justneckbeardthings

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 18:54 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

After you have already studied and mastered the blade, you must keep learning to use different weapons to protect m'lady. *tips fedora and slightly grins* btw /s

Comment by lookoutbee at 07/06/2018 at 20:27 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Not the kids!

Like, okay, you don't like it and that's fair, but was the emotional appeal really necessary?

Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2018 at 17:32 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You are safe. His “whipping” would just be a mild inconvenience.

Comment by ricardeedo at 07/06/2018 at 18:16 UTC

177 upvotes, 5 direct replies

This is weird, weird af but not trashy. Let people live. If a young kid see this and thinks of something sexual, that kid and his parents have other problems.

Comment by RedLockes1 at 07/06/2018 at 19:40 UTC

22 upvotes, 0 direct replies

r/neckbeardthings