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damn missed opportunity
Comment by 9gag-is-dank at 23/12/2018 at 17:35 UTC
1053 upvotes, 3 direct replies
you still rekt her so it's ok
Comment by -SQB- at 23/12/2018 at 19:03 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yours was better.
Comment by PelagianEmpiricist at 23/12/2018 at 21:16 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Regardless I'm fuckin proud of you.
I'm twice your age and not sure I'd have had a reponse for some condescending shitbag saying that to me now. Glad you're being responsible.
Comment by stop_app_notifier at 23/12/2018 at 21:17 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I would have gone with "what did you want to show me how to use them?".
Comment by Annastasija at 24/12/2018 at 01:26 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Aren't you a little too old to be out if a nursing home?
Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 03:44 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Nah that hit it raw had me in fucking tears, bravo
Comment by DutchmanDavid at 25/12/2018 at 22:14 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Time to buy more condoms!
Comment by thuhmitch at 23/12/2018 at 18:42 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Because the jerk store called, and they're all out of you
Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 03:27 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Go back
Comment by Pm_me_your_uuuuugh at 23/12/2018 at 20:30 UTC*
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Next time just say "she won't let me in the backdoor" and wink at her.
Just a quick edit, I've looked at least 6 years younger than I am most of my life. Having a quip like that ready to go with no hesitation will stop people dead in their tracks. If a clerk gives you too much grief ask for their name and why they won't sell an item that isn't age restricted.