Comment by angmanden on 23/12/2018 at 16:12 UTC*

9466 upvotes, 28 direct replies (showing 25)

The first time I bought them, the cashier (who was around 17) just said “ayy”, winked at me and then sold them to me. That was fun

Edit: why tf am I getting this many upvotes

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Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:41 UTC*

3100 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by AccursedCapra at 23/12/2018 at 19:09 UTC

547 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Hey old fuck (22) from r/all dropping by, I used to work at a rite-Aid and sold a shit load of condoms to teens when I worked there. Half the time I had too much shit going on, or didn't really care about what you were buying (unless it was booze). One time I had three girls who kept giggling and looking at me when they were in line and throughout the transaction, they left and I looked at my supervisor with that "what the fuck was that about?" look. I went through the transaction in my head and realized that they were buying condoms, I shrugged and started stocking the booze coolers.

Comment by jacktotheb at 23/12/2018 at 17:08 UTC

259 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Living god

Comment by Spacenuts24 at 23/12/2018 at 17:30 UTC

72 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well

Comment by berlinbaer at 23/12/2018 at 18:34 UTC

184 upvotes, 1 direct replies

thats seriously the right attitude about this. nobody should feel ashamed about buying condoms. you should be beaming with pride and show everyone that you are GETTING LAID !!!

Comment by Kotoy77 at 23/12/2018 at 20:13 UTC

28 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Man you 15 and talking about buying condoms? 17 here and best i did was hold a girl's hand for a couple minutes so she does not colapse from heart problems (she was into drugs).

Comment by TheLastTimeLord9320 at 23/12/2018 at 19:00 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Cashier always says have a fun night when I pick them up

Comment by CasualRamenConsumer at 23/12/2018 at 20:04 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Years ago I was less than a dollar short and this older lady let it slide because I was gonna "have a good time tonight". That was slightly awkward but much needed. thanks lady.

Comment by Betrayedunicorn at 23/12/2018 at 18:57 UTC

8 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Man I remember working at a chemists when I was like 17 and this young couple came in and bought lube and condoms and it made me feel really uncomfortable. It was like they were getting something out of buying it. I mean, put them in with other shopping or just send one of you- all I could think about is what they were going to use them for and how I’m a facilitator.

Comment by PM_ME_BOOTY_PICS_ at 23/12/2018 at 19:47 UTC

9 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Had an Indian guys tell me I could get 100 of these for the same price in his country. I don’t know why people feel the need to make a comment but at least it wasn’t like ops experience.

Comment by bloodflart at 23/12/2018 at 18:11 UTC

31 upvotes, 1 direct replies

first time I bought it was from a hot chick and I was proud as hell

Comment by Magracer10 at 23/12/2018 at 18:56 UTC

7 upvotes, 1 direct replies

It was the second time buying them that I got a "have a nice night" with a wink

Comment by erikerikerik at 23/12/2018 at 22:29 UTC

7 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Similar story: Cashier: how’s your night? Erikerikerik: well you can see what I’m buying. Box of condoms, Redbull and Gatorade. Cashier: now smiling “looks like your about to have a very good night.

Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 20:20 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

The first time I bought some I went to this liquor store that was near me. I use to go there all the time because it was in walking distance. The owner was this older middle eastern guy that always had a deadpan face and demeanor. When I put the box of condoms on the counter his face lit up like I've never seen before. First time I ever seen an expression on his face.

Comment by mrdarebear at 24/12/2018 at 00:08 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

One time I was buying condoms at 1am in Walmart and the super old guy running the only register looks at em, and with a smile starts to sing "let's get lucky tonight!"

Comment by the_donald666 at 23/12/2018 at 19:59 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I sold condoms the other day to some kid who looked like he was 15 and I didn’t say a thing to him . Like hurry up you got a line behind you.

Why would anyone care that he has condoms

Comment by SmartAlec105 at 23/12/2018 at 21:27 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I bought condoms from this one place every other weekend for a few months (how often I saw my then girlfriend). When we broke up I happened to go by that place and the cashier said “no condoms?” so I had to awkwardly say that we’d broken up.

Comment by mh985 at 23/12/2018 at 19:14 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

“My man”

Comment by genericsniper at 23/12/2018 at 20:14 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The real MVP

Comment by i_always_give_karma at 23/12/2018 at 19:23 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I had to buy plan b when I was 14 and the cashier looked at us in utter disgust.